Shahrooz Dodge REVIEW!
Written by Victor

Overview: Shahrooz Dodge or “rooz dodge” for short is a game that you will not see but once in a life time, it is a very metaphor for life, and is what most artisans would call perfect. You are rooz and you have to dodge the missiles and you have a life bar that fades quickly and a beautiful score is played in the background. The whole purpose of this game is to survive as long as you can for the higher your time the farther you have achieved nirvana, and inner enlightenment.

Game play: 10/10
The game play is flawless with near perfect physics and life like realism that is never found in a game. You have your arrow keys to jump and run and dodge those missiles. You jump as far as the eye can see almost godlike but you can never go past the ceiling, and if you try you will fail and probably land on a missile.(which is another metaphor for life. For it means no matter how much the human spirit might try, no matter how godly we become, we can never become god. So if we try to be god then he will punish us by sending us down to the lowly earth and be smited by a his cruel wrath “or a missile in this case”). But if you lose all your lives then you can just see how much time you have. Compare it with your friends and enjoy the thumbs up for trying for charles is a truly great guy and will consider you feelings, no matter how badly you suck cock at this simplistic game you down syndrome induced, socially inept retard.

Graphics: 10/10
The Graphics in rooz dodge are immaculate in everyway. From the way the missiles look like giant dildos and explode in a fiery way when in contact with rooz’s mouth, to the fact that every hair on rooz’s beard is carefully painstakingly detailed to picture perfect quality. Also the terrain and background are so simplistic (another metaphor of life. You see Charles or some would say “gods second son” or “first true son” took into the fact that the world in truth is bland and simple, yet that simplistic beauty captures the essence of everyday life. Also to add more depth to this bottomless ocean called charles’ genius you have to dodge missiles ie. War. Which in fact translates to no matter how mundane life may seem there are always struggles and conflicts one much overcome to achieve more time in ones short life.) Also I give a thumbs up at the end.

Sound 11/10
Do what you because a pirate is free YOU ARE A PIRATE!!! Yo ho free as can be do you want because a pirate is free, do you what you want because a pirate is free you are a pirate!!!!

Nuff said im a mutha fucking pirate (another metaphor for life praise charles!)

Downsides
You kiddin me? None this game is perfect and captures the human spirit. Beethoven who? Da vinci what? Charles the savior? Now that’s a name I know

Final Notes/Overall game score 10/10
This game is revolutionary and is ahead of modern day. This game is mentioned many times in ancient history such as the Romans having quote “Caesar” but is actually a mistranslation of “Charles”. In the end this game is the greatest game ever devised by charles and he is god.